Just to wish Happy Christmas to everyone; sorry I’ve been soo lame at writing cards this year. I got this from a friend, which was rather amusing:

From us (‘the wishor’) to you (hereinafter called the Wishee) please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the relevant winter holiday described by the Wishee as ________ (Wishee to complete: hereafter to be referred to as ‘the relevant holiday’), practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice / secular traditions at all (delete as applicable) and a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects and having regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of
the wishee.

God bless!